Apparently Andy Murray won the Sports Personality of the Year award (yawn.)
With his happy go lucky outlook and sunny disposition I’m sure he’d have won it regardless of any tennis achievements but now the Murray name will be etched on the trophy alongside fellow legendary personalities Nigel Mansell, Damon Hill and Michael Owen. Woo hoo.
Andy, I congratulate you from the heart of my bottom.
Excuse my lack of enthusiam for the great institution that is SPOTY, but if Murray can’t even be bothered to turn up for his own award then you can’t exactly blame me.
What is really needed at the end of every year is an award for the Sports ANTI-Personality of the year. Yeah, that would be much more interesting. So this week we’ll have a little vote on that. Below is a list of 6 runners and riders and a quick “form guide” showcasing their credentials. This week’s question is: who is the 2013 Sports ANTI Personality Of The Year? Answer this week’s poll and leave a comment with your Twitter username to be in with a chance of winning a token for my Bounty competition.
Luis Suarez – Liverpool’s arm biting captain in Gerrard’s absence. Well done on your promotion Luis. (I take it that means his name was not in any of Brendan Rodgers three magic envelopes)
The England Cricket Team. I thought I’d include the whole team regardless that they won the first Ashes series – if only because they’ve shafted a stack of my ante post bets, some of which are so old the bookies’ servers holding the bet details are probably in a scrap yard. You spineless nebbishes.
Bradley Wiggins – Poor performances and absence from big competition pale into insignificance next to that legendary side burned truculence. I sometimes think he’d prefer to have NOT won anything or been knighted. Why so angry? And what does he have against Chris Froome?
Robbie Savage – not a sportsman any more but makes the list because I hate him. Why oh why all the media exposure….anyone? Makes me wish the whole world would collapse into a black hole whenever the blonde bombshell opens his twatting mouth. Just go away. Silently. Please.
Piers Moron – again, not a sportsman, just an overweight, exceptionally smug, rabid Arsene Wenger hater. How stupid do you look now Piers?
Andy Murray – obviously.
Congratulations to @theblackrose84 for winning last week’s poll