Well it’s Friday again and that means it’s caption competition time. And I’ve got a goodun for you this week. First off though, the password for the Freddie Mays Bounty tournament at 8pm tonight is:
baloteli
Quite an obvious choice of password really when you see what I’ve cooked up. (Careful with the mis-spell by the way. Passwords are always 8 letters so I dropped an “l”.) So for this week’s caption, what could Andy Balotelli/Mario Murray be saying here?
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This pic is quite fitting really. Not only did Balotelli and Murray both start blubbing like little girls after crashing and burning in their finals recently, but both of them have got form for standing about heroically flexing their muscles like they’re some sort of gladiator-look-at-I’m-HE-MAN. Remember when Murray was a seven stone apology and if it went to a 5th set he’d get done 6-0 because he couldn’t physically stand up on his puny legs for more than three hours? So he had a few shredded wheat and started going down the gym. Hey presto, all of a sudden, in his own mind he was the incredible hulk and took his shirt off at any opportunity. Well wind your neck in son – you’re still a massive bottler!
Congratulations to @ironnutzpoker for winning last week’s competition with “One of the attackers whispered something about ‘white magic’…”


HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH, look at me mum…….
tried to get both into the caption!!
@rickomegan
I practised yesterday with my shirt off and I got so, so burnt. @bugsyshugars
what’s up? who hit you? tell me, i bong him.