So it’s Friday again and with a Redknapp-tastic twist to end the footballing week the password for tonight’s Freddie Mays Bounty competition at 8pm is:
Carlsberg don’t do football agents. But Hoffmeister-piss-lite do and Paul Stretford will get you fired within 2 weeks of appointing him. So much for his famed “tough negotiating” skills. WP Mr Stretford.
Anyway, here’s a shot of Harry’s droopy mug. See what caption you can invent for him. Submit your entry to @paddypowerpoker on Twitter for your chance to win a €11 IWF satellite token.
His timing was particularly brilliant seeing as Chelsea, Liverpool, West Brom and Swansea all appointed managers in the past few weeks (although he probably views himself as too “big time” to manage the latter two). Hilariously, Harry told his mates in the press just one day earlier that the speculation about his leaving was “an outrage, an absolute liberty.” Oh spare us please. Tell it to the Qataris or the Dagestanis, or whoever it is that is mug enough to give you another job.
Do you know what I hate most about Harry Redknapp? No, it isn’t his greed or the endless bullshit he spouts, like yesterday’s claim that he was “leaving a club that can win the Premier league” despite being a good 25 points inferior to the top two.
I’ll tell you shall I? It’s the way he describes everything that’s remotely good as “top top”
For example, “Ronaldo’s a top top player” or Man Utd are a “top top club”. AAAAARGGGGGGH !
Why can’t he just say “top” once? The effect he’s had on the rest of Sky Sports and the population is general is alarming. Harry has single handedly infected the way morons up and down the country talk now.
So if you ever find yourself describing something as “top top”
STOP……….and ask yourself….
“Why I am so stupid?”
Seriously, you’re just copying Harry Redknapp. Think about that.
Congratulations to @theblackrose84 for winning last week’s competition with “4 cops and only 1 dick amongst them, seems about right’.