It’s Caption Competition time again. And finally it’s Euro 2012 time as well, with the opening game kicking off today! So here’s a rather topical password to the Freddie Mays tournament at 8pm tonight:
Staying with football, I’ve got a friend over from Brazil at the moment. He’s a staunch Atletico Mineira fan and he told me on Monday that there was a poll amongst fans of all Brazilian teams asking “would you like to sign Ronaldinho?” (Yes apparently he still “plays” football even though he appeared to give up the ghost about 6 years ago.) He’s currently suing Flamenco for about 40 million reais and is basically a professional pain in the arse. When I was in Brazil in 2010 my information was that he’s more concerned with his “business interests” than playing football, which roughly translated means managing a string of knocking shops in Sao Paulo.
The answer to the fans’ poll was a resounding “no”. Nobody in Brazil wants him it appears.
On our return home my friend checked the internet to discover…..that on this very day his beloved Atletico Mineira had signed Ronaldinho! Oh the timing! We had to laugh.
Anyway moving seamlessly on to this week’s caption competition while simultaneously and bizzarely staying on the knocking shop theme, there is a bit of a protest movement taking place in the Ukraine against the Euro 2012 competition by women who believe the finals will be a magnet for sex tourists. So here’s a picture of a semi naked lady dressed as a penis (apparently) getting arrested by some fairly bemused looking old bill. See what you can do with this picture.
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I wonder if there will be a counter movement by Ukranian hookers, demonstrating for their right to be rumped silly by hoardes of hideous overweight drunken footy fans whose team lost? Maybe not.
Congratulations to @chopos180 for winning last week’s caption competition with the entry “Huge t*t decides to CoppaFeel whilst in Lineup “